The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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