Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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