dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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