Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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