i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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