Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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