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I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
