well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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