thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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