it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
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my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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