If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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