shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I have post one night stand depression
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