ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?