**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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