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  He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives 

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• (707): View more from California

  We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.

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• (631): View more from New York

  You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low

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