jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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