super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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