I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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