As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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