how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
15 Things That Could NEVER Happen Anywhere But the South
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
15 Times “Flight of the Conchords” Made You Feel Better About Being a Twenty-Something
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.