its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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