I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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