He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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