im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My pussy is not your playground.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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