I cockslap morals
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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