I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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