please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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