I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa