Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny http://tfl.nu/4cwi
  Replies (12) Good night (3108) Bad night (722)
• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God? http://tfl.nu/oozc
  Replies (91) Good night (5197) Bad night (935)
• Favorite

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (508): even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair http://tfl.nu/q2bb
  Replies (25) Good night (2728) Bad night (1391)
• Favorite

  (417): View more from Missouri

  Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (417): Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted? http://tfl.nu/v1i6
  Replies (11) Good night (1605) Bad night (3212)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back http://tfl.nu/ecfc
  Replies (5) Good night (3186) Bad night (1577)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas http://tfl.nu/uer1
  Replies (2) Good night (2785) Bad night (868)
• Favorite

  (989): View more from Michigan

  I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (989): I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it. http://tfl.nu/prf6
  Replies (14) Good night (5161) Bad night (1089)
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome. http://tfl.nu/dbsh
  Replies (10) Good night (3350) Bad night (980)
• Favorite

  (509): View more from Washington

  Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (509): Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option. http://tfl.nu/ikne
  Replies (3) Good night (495) Bad night (393)
• Favorite

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (781): I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups. http://tfl.nu/fsmw
  Replies (1) Good night (381) Bad night (580)
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now. http://tfl.nu/drmi
  Replies (4) Good night (782) Bad night (410)
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy http://tfl.nu/cyqj
  Replies (2) Good night (435) Bad night (509)
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy. http://tfl.nu/x3g5
  Replies (4) Good night (776) Bad night (306)
• Favorite

  (+35): View more from

  I just look at my butt and see so much potential.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+35): I just look at my butt and see so much potential. http://tfl.nu/m633
  Replies (1) Good night (481) Bad night (196)
• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day! http://tfl.nu/49cw
  Replies (4) Good night (472) Bad night (235)

Randomize