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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  just got booed by the entire restaurant.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent

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• (562): View more from California

  The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face

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