Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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