We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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