Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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