no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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