She said her name was "party"
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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