You did not just play the dead husband card again.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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