On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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