Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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