Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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