when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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