Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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