Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
barbara walters just said penis...
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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