i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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