I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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