Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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