My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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