Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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