I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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