His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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