This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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