They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
