well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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