it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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