Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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