Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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