It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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