Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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