If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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